Welcome to my domain. Or not.

I mean, there's nothing really here, and I've not exactly publicised it,
so I can only assume your visit to be inquisitive at best and malicious at worst. 

“What are you, crazy?"
"It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet.
I know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions.
And its current conditions are not good.”

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life"

“Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming.
The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.”